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PostPosted: Wed May 10, 2017 12:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kehaulani wrote:
What? It all depends on the improviser, not the instrument. There are many exciting bass players out there.


A couple goes to see a marriage counselor. They say their marriage is on the rocks because they never speak to each other.

The counselor tries to get them to talk, but they just sit there with their arms folded and their mouths closed. He tries playing games. He tries tricking them. Nothing he can do can get them to talk to each other.

Finally, he pulls out an electric bass and starts playing a solo.

Instantly, the couple turns to each other and starts conversing for the first time in months.

“How on earth did you know that would work?” they ask.

“Simple,” he says, “Everyone always talks during the bass solo.”
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PostPosted: Wed May 10, 2017 12:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A businessman flew into Kenya for the first time. As the plane descended, he began to hear drumming. "What's that all about?" He asked aloud. The guy sitting next to him said, " drums good. Drums stop, bad!" And that's the way it went. For two full weeks, the drumming never stopped, and when he asked, he got the same answer "drums good. Drums stop, bad!" Finally, he boarded the return flight home, and when the sound of drums finally receded to nothing, he merrily exclaimed, "yes! No more goddamn drumming!" everyone on the plane stopped and stared at him wide-eyed, and an old lady spoke up, "drums good. Drums stop, bad!" "But why? Why is it bad when the drums stop?" The man asked, at the end of his tether. The old lady's eyes pierced him to his soul as she whispered, "bass solo."
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