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Avan Veteran Member
Joined: 03 Jan 2012 Posts: 153 Location: Ventura County, CA
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Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:22 am Post subject: Have some peanuts !! |
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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of seniors down a highway
when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers
him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she
hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about
five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he
asks the little old lady why they don't eat the peanuts themselves.
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them." _________________ The Reflection of myself is manifested in them notes that pour out the bell, for the winds to disperse at thier leisure........... |
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drewwilkie86 Heavyweight Member

Joined: 21 Jun 2004 Posts: 1801 Location: New Jersey
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lh Claude Gordon Forum Moderator

Joined: 31 Mar 2005 Posts: 2980 Location: London UK
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Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:47 am Post subject: |
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Yes, that was indeed funny. _________________ High Brass by Eclipse, Selmer, Olds, B&H, Conn
Mouthpieces by Warburton, Egger, Curry, Conn
Restorations by Leigh McKinney |
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lmf Heavyweight Member
Joined: 20 May 2007 Posts: 2155 Location: Indiana USA
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Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 2:52 pm Post subject: |
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One might not think of chocolate-covered peanuts in the same way after reading this thread. One may not be as willing to eat a handful of plain peanuts from a decorated serving dish/bowl when visiting someone's home.
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LittleRusty Heavyweight Member
Joined: 11 Aug 2004 Posts: 6888 Location: Santa Clara, Ca
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Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:25 pm Post subject: |
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I suppose it wouldn't be funny to someone where this is normal behavior.  |
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Brad361 Heavyweight Member

Joined: 16 Dec 2007 Posts: 2196 Location: Houston, TX.
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Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:06 am Post subject: |
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| drewwilkie86 wrote: | | Is that supposed to be humorous or something? |
Humor is subjective, right? And just in case we're going to get into some politically correct discussion on aging......please.
Sometimes I think 2013 society needs to just lighten up a little.
Brad361 _________________ Sent from my iPhone while driving really fast..... |
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