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Avan
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:22 am    Post subject: Have some peanuts !! Reply with quote

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of seniors down a highway
when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers
him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she
hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about
five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he
asks the little old lady why they don't eat the peanuts themselves.

"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"

The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is that supposed to be humorous or something?
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, that was indeed funny.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One might not think of chocolate-covered peanuts in the same way after reading this thread. One may not be as willing to eat a handful of plain peanuts from a decorated serving dish/bowl when visiting someone's home.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I suppose it wouldn't be funny to someone where this is normal behavior.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

drewwilkie86 wrote:
Is that supposed to be humorous or something?


Humor is subjective, right? And just in case we're going to get into some politically correct discussion on aging......please.

Sometimes I think 2013 society needs to just lighten up a little.

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