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Kiwiman
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:03 pm    Post subject: Plane crash Reply with quote

A plane full of Trumpet herald posters crashes in the himalayers. There is not food so in order to survive you must eat someone.

Who would you eat first???
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hmmm id say anyone that is ginger. unless they decide to turn pink now
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's easy. Start with the woodwind/string/percussion players (there are some that lurk around here )
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't think it really matters, because...

A) They'd probably all have died in the crash

B) I'd assume I wasn't on the plane

C) They'd all freeze in the Hymalayas, and stay fresh

D) I live in Florida, so I'd probably freeze to death too
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fitzpatrick83.

He always claimed he would chew me up and spit me out.

Meh, I'd swallow.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...I'd probably end up...first salvaging any horns on the plane...then, try to get to a computer or laptop so I could post about the crash on TH...
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Adonias Wondwessen wrote:
...I'd probably end up...first salvaging any horns on the plane...then, try to get to a computer or laptop so I could post about the crash on TH...


And put most of the horns in the marketplace, only to find that no one's around to buy them?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

blasticore wrote:
Adonias Wondwessen wrote:
...I'd probably end up...first salvaging any horns on the plane...then, try to get to a computer or laptop so I could post about the crash on TH...


And put most of the horns in the marketplace, only to find that no one's around to buy them?


precisely...HAHA
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 7:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd eat trumpetmike. He's had a long enough TH life.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 7:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Um...if the plane crashes, everyone on board will most likely be dead anyway.

If not....they soon will be because of their injuries and/or the freezing temps.

I think food would be the last thing on my mind. I'd be worried about my trumpet and if it survived the crash!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Adonias Wondwessen wrote:
...I'd probably end up...first salvaging any horns on the plane...then, try to get to a computer or laptop so I could post about the crash on TH...


HILARIOUS!

I couldn't eat anyone. You're all too nice! But could I sell your trumpets on eBay if I survive on this plane crash?

Like on Three Amigos. Can I have your watch when you are dead?
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the_lip wrote:
That's easy. Start with the woodwind/string/percussion players (there are some that lurk around here )

oooh cold.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Will not EVER happen. A trumpeter by nature is full of hot air, so a whole plane full of trumpeters??? The question should ask ..... If a plane full of trumpeters suddenly loses control and floats into space what would you do....

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

if we ended up in space... i dunno, I bet some of us would ignore that fact.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everybody would be to busy looking for a mirror to see if their chops were damaged to think about eating.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i bet teh chops would taste the best.

i wonder if you eat the chops of another trumpet player if you get their talent. like, you gain their power and get better if that makes any sense
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Otherwise they would all be too busy trying to play their trumpets upside-down to think about eating.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

or circular breathe whilst circling around in midair
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, something like that. Anything other than eating. In my opinion, trumpeters aren't exactly at the same level as cannibals. Though woodwind and string players are another question altogether.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

so in that case take along a string section for eating... wait, they may be a little stringy,

go with the woodwinds..... mesquite!!

i really crack my self up
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