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scarface Heavyweight Member
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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the cleaner wrote: |
It was for the team. Right?
Jack (not my real name, I have a business you know, think about it)
Bb Bundy (signed) |
(I gotta know one thing...was he wearin his Phantom of the Oprymask? And, when can we expect the next installment? You can't give us a pilot like that and cancel the series! ) |
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Nespy Veteran Member
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:24 pm Post subject: |
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Well, I guess this confirms it...it's either everybody else on the planet or it's me. First, the Americal Idol judges are saying great job to "singers" that really sucked. Now, you guys are saying that post was funny?
Up is Down, White is Black! Come, sweet Armageddon! |
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MikeyMike Heavyweight Member
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:28 pm Post subject: |
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Nespy wrote: | Well, I guess this confirms it...it's either everybody else on the planet or it's me. First, the Americal Idol judges are saying great job to "singers" that really sucked. Now, you guys are saying that post was funny?
Up is Down, White is Black! Come, sweet Armageddon! |
Funny? In a Hunter Thompson kind of way. Hence the "peyote" wisecrack.
Armageddon? LOL It was last week and the A-list was short. REALLY short. |
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aceswildtru Heavyweight Member
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:48 pm Post subject: |
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trpt.hick wrote: | That's got to be the funniest thing I have ever read! |
You don't mean to tell me that you actually readthat entire post, did you Mr. Hickman? lol
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trpt.hick Rafael Méndez Forum Moderator
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:09 pm Post subject: |
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Yes, I did. I'm a sucker for run-on sentences. |
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tptfrbrains Heavyweight Member
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:12 pm Post subject: |
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This is unbelievable. Gabriel Garcia Marquez takes the time and makes the effort to anonymously post an excerpt from his newest novel here, and Hickman's a sucker for "run-on sentences".
Stream of consciousness, man. This is LITERATURE.
Wait 'till the cleaner writes a method book, Dave - he'll clean your clock.
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trpt.hick Rafael Méndez Forum Moderator
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:18 am Post subject: |
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Cleaner in my new hero. Man, that guy has an imagination! Only thing is that he forgot to mention that George's hat was a present from John Wayne. Now that would be a big ebay item!!! |
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oj Heavyweight Member
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MikeyMike Heavyweight Member
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:32 am Post subject: |
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Glad it's still on youtube. Perhaps someone other than George put it there, so he can't remove it himself.
Sort of like karaoke trumpet.
Kind of reminds me of this news story from a couple of years ago..
"In the Philippine city of San Mateo, a patron at a karaoke bar was shot dead for singing out of tune, The Philippine Star reported.
29-year-old Romy Baligula was halfway through his song when security guard Robilito Ortega, 43, yelled that he was off-key.
Baligula ignored his comments and continued singing, upon which Ortega pulled out a .38 caliber pistol and shot the singer in the chest. "
Ouch. |
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MikeyMike Heavyweight Member
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:36 am Post subject: |
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trpt.hick wrote: | Cleaner in my new hero. Man, that guy has an imagination! Only thing is that he forgot to mention that George's hat was a present from John Wayne. Now that would be a big ebay item!!! |
And nothing about George playing the wedding when Elvis married Princess Di aboard that UFO a couple of years ago. |
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JetJaguar Heavyweight Member
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the cleaner Regular Member
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:43 am Post subject: |
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Well George sent a couple of his goons over to my trailer last night, they both had on Wayne Newton masks but I knew who they were.
Something about a message from the boss but their voices were all buzzy from the masks. It scared me and it scared my fish too and I could tell that they knew they were scaring my fish because I have a sense about things like that, because I studied psychology, and they were so giddy with self importance and getting into the creepiness of it, and they sprayed silly string all over my yard and that really spooked me. I’m cold and shivering but it’s real hot here, because George can mess with your mind in ways that I don’t understand, and I think that’s what happened to Barbara, and I know that’s what happened to his mom who we visited once in the joint but I don’t think it was his mom cuz she looked like a man, and that was another scary time with George because of what he tried to take through the metal detector, and everything got very complicated that day and they were very rough with George but he didn’t care he even seemed to like it but that’s another long story.
Jack (not my real name, I have a business you know, think about it)
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trpt.hick Rafael Méndez Forum Moderator
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:49 am Post subject: |
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I think the teenage boy in the AZ Opry vid is a much better showman that George. Man, that kid can dance! |
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Derek Reaban Heavyweight Member
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MikeyMike Heavyweight Member
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:24 am Post subject: |
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trpt.hick wrote: | I think the teenage boy in the AZ Opry vid is a much better showman that George. Man, that kid can dance! |
George showed him the same moves he taught Michael Jackson when he was the choreographer on "Beat It." |
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KRossum Veteran Member
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:57 am Post subject: |
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man, I love the internet...
onward!
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scarface Heavyweight Member
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:30 pm Post subject: |
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MikeyMike wrote: | George showed him the same moves he taught Michael Jackson when he was the choreographer on "Beat It." |
Totly Ohsome...(00.48 ) |
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MikeyMike Heavyweight Member
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:47 pm Post subject: |
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scarface wrote: | MikeyMike wrote: | George showed him the same moves he taught Michael Jackson when he was the choreographer on "Beat It." |
Totly Ohsome...(00.48 ) |
Arrggh... I fergot that "Starving in Japan" line in the song. Doubly funny.
Ye'll be makin' Capt. Seafood's honorary All-Party Team.. ARRGGHHH...
Speaking of Japan.... The crew gets all choked up and homesick when we play this one...
http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/DP/2007/12/361_02_Toru_and_Kojima_-_Surfer_Girl.mp3
Farewell to ye all and as I be tellin' the crew, "People are sober in China. Finish yer grog, mateys."
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bilboinsa Heavyweight Member
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:28 pm Post subject: |
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the cleaner wrote: | Well George sent a couple of his goons over to my trailer last night, they both had on Wayne Newton masks but I knew who they were.
Something about a message from the boss but their voices were all buzzy from the masks. It scared me and it scared my fish too and I could tell that they knew they were scaring my fish because I have a sense about things like that, because I studied psychology, and they were so giddy with self importance and getting into the creepiness of it, and they sprayed silly string all over my yard and that really spooked me. I’m cold and shivering but it’s real hot here, because George can mess with your mind in ways that I don’t understand, and I think that’s what happened to Barbara, and I know that’s what happened to his mom who we visited once in the joint but I don’t think it was his mom cuz she looked like a man, and that was another scary time with George because of what he tried to take through the metal detector, and everything got very complicated that day and they were very rough with George but he didn’t care he even seemed to like it but that’s another long story.
Jack (not my real name, I have a business you know, think about it)
Bb Bundy (signed) |
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tptfrbrains Heavyweight Member
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:53 pm Post subject: |
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bilboinsa wrote: | the cleaner wrote: | Well George sent a couple of his goons over to my trailer last night, they both had on Wayne Newton masks but I knew who they were.
Something about a message from the boss but their voices were all buzzy from the masks. It scared me and it scared my fish too and I could tell that they knew they were scaring my fish because I have a sense about things like that, because I studied psychology, and they were so giddy with self importance and getting into the creepiness of it, and they sprayed silly string all over my yard and that really spooked me. I’m cold and shivering but it’s real hot here, because George can mess with your mind in ways that I don’t understand, and I think that’s what happened to Barbara, and I know that’s what happened to his mom who we visited once in the joint but I don’t think it was his mom cuz she looked like a man, and that was another scary time with George because of what he tried to take through the metal detector, and everything got very complicated that day and they were very rough with George but he didn’t care he even seemed to like it but that’s another long story.
Jack (not my real name, I have a business you know, think about it)
Bb Bundy (signed) |
You and LeeC have never ever appeared at the same time in this thread........hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... |
Although they might one day be hiding out on the kitchen floor together dodging bullets from the same conspiracy theory killers or button-men from big-oil magnates, the cleaner has literary tendencies that go far and above LeeC's Mickey Spillane accounts.
Two people.
Last time I counted, four embouchures, though...
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