Top 10 reasons you know that your mpc is the wrong size...

trumpetmike · Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 12:49 pm Post subject:

You find Saddam Hussein hiding in it?

(sorry, bit of politics there)

mark936 · Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2003 3:59 am Post subject:

You have to wear a Cheese head to keep from falling in?

Bootleg · Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 5:28 pm Post subject:

You had to drill two out two eye holes in the cup of the mouthpiece and cover it with plexiglass cause when you play, your whole face in inside and you can't see the conductor.

FlugelFlyer · Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 10:54 pm Post subject:

-When you have to flush the spit out

-When it disrupts air traffic around major airports

-When it says "Schilke 2.0x10^27D2D" or "Vincent Bach Corp. -1.7x10^47A

-When the only way you can play it is with the lips on an elephant's @$$
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Vin DiBona · Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2003 9:32 am Post subject:

When your kids use it as a wading pool.

Bootleg · Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2003 4:38 pm Post subject:

hehehe, i wonder how much metal they'd have to use on the mega-tone version of that mouthpiece. lol
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romey1 · Heavyweight Member Joined: 11 Jun 2003 Posts: 797

It is the wrong size if your sound is inconsistent from range to range.

romey

FlugelFlyer · Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2003 1:26 pm Post subject:

Your airstream is supplemented by a Rolls Royce Trent 900 turbofan engine.
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Trumpet: Bach 180LR, 72 bell
Mouthpiece: Warburton 3XD/KT