The Museum of Sex

lewis4545 · Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 12:07 pm Post subject: The Museum of Sex

Museum Of Sex Removed From RNC's Discount List

September 1, 2004

NEW YORK -- Maybe it was the talking woman's private parts that speak to you when you first come in -- but for whatever reason, The Museum of Sex is not on the official list of discounted attractions for convention delegates.

It was at first, but it was taken off -- so the museum is offering its own $5 discount to Republicans and peaceful protesters alike.

The museum is about ten blocks from the convention.

Even though some of the exhibits are X-rated, spokeswoman Lisa Hanock-Jasie said they're not out to "shock," but they may be out to "titillate." Some of the more titillating exhibits include a sex couch for each position of the Kama Sutra -- and a large collection of sex toys in the gift shop.

Mikeytrpt · Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 1:00 pm Post subject:

I suppose we will hear about it if the Bush Twins are spotted inside.........

Jerry Freedman · Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:07 pm Post subject:

Wonder if they talk back

Mikeytrpt · Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:14 pm Post subject:

"Talking women's private parts?"

Who says men don't talk during sex!

Jerry Freedman · Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:46 pm Post subject:

Has anyone actually seen it, the museum I mean.

When I was young ('70s)I used to commute to NY once in a while to see Carmine Caruso. He was on West 46th street and there were all kinds exhibits in that area then. Of course I never looked.

jamesfrmphilly · Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 4:12 pm Post subject:

what is sex?
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Kadune · Heavyweight Member Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 662

sex? I think it has something to do with women and men together. love is invovled usually, i'm not sure.

Mikeytrpt · Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 7:36 pm Post subject:

And sometimes pictures of Ben Franklin exchange hands..............

(I would not know personally, as I have been married for 18 years).

cjdjazztpt · Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 8:16 pm Post subject:

You mean you don't have to pay for sex???? If I would have figured this out sooner then I would own about 10 horns right now!!! HA! (coming from someone who is getting ready to get married!)

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MrClean · Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 9:18 pm Post subject:

Goodbye.

Mikeytrpt · Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 5:37 am Post subject:

Yeah, Jim........We pay for it all the time; just now it is indirect.

Shoes
furniture
new car
etc.............

M.

vivace · Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 5:51 am Post subject:

then more shoes,
clothes
jewelry,
even more shoes

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_Clarino · Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 9:53 am Post subject:

Old saying from Wigan:

"Sex? Secks are what you get coal in!" (You have to imagine the accent)

trumpetmike · Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 11:45 am Post subject:

Skip · Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 12:51 pm Post subject:

Ya know the old addage:

"If it flys, f---s, or floats, it's cheaper to rent than own"

RNelson · Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:06 pm Post subject: Paying for sex?

Gentlemen....

Point of clarification.

When money exchanges hands with a "professional", you are never paying them *for* sex. You are paying them to leave and NOT TALK TO YOU, after the service has been rendered.

Carry on....

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Annie · Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:20 pm Post subject:

jamesfrmphilly · Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:21 pm Post subject: Re: Paying for sex?

jamesfrmphilly · Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:23 pm Post subject: