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orenthal resets
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Hey Cats
I just finished up a long practice session and decided to Ice down my chops. The problem is I used really cold ice and it got stuck on my lip. So when I pulled it off it took a HUGE chunck of flesh off my chops. It really hurts! I am worried I will get a cold sore and this could lead to gohenerrea or worse! What should I do??
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MannyLaureano
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Wait...are you saying that's NOT supposed to happen?
On my way to the plastic surgeon's,
Manny
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_PhilPicc
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Manny, I love it! 
Phil
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OCTA-C
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| Man oh man! Disfigured lips and a hairy back. This cat's got some problems!! |
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308WIN
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Oh Orenthal, Orenthal.....
You don't "ice" your face. You "soak" your face. Easy steps.
1. Keep Vodka in freezer
2. Keep Martini glass in freezer.
3. Put vodka in shaker w/ ice (see THERE'S your ice)
4. Shake.
5. Pour in glass
6. Add lemon twist/olive/Old South "Tomolive"....the best.
7. Consume, letting cold-cold beverage coat the aforementioned "wounded" lips thereby imparting it's medicinal effect. Also, this procedure will effectively sterilize your previous wound.
8. Repeat as necessary.
9. Forget all worries.
Who says home remedies don't work?!
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trumpjosh
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| ... so much for my new weight loss plan... |
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Joe Camel
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I'm betting you also allowed someone to tripple-dog-dare you into sticking your tongue on a flagpole in freezing temperatures.
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Bugleboy21
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Stoli on the rocks with a lime usually does the trick for me!
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musicemt
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You guys know if having a couple of beers the night before really does make your lips feel better the next day?
Ben
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6pk
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Orenthal
I'll swap you my situation,,Ive just had my tonsils taken out,,man this is painful,,,but to make it worse I have to play Shost 10 in 15 days!!!at the moment I can't even say the word "t r u m p ,,,,e ,,,...........cough splutter t"
But in response to your situation, next time maybe rap the ice in tissue or something,,but then you probably know that. |
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