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Kiwiman Veteran Member
Joined: 21 Nov 2004 Posts: 169 Location: Morning Side
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:03 pm Post subject: Plane crash |
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A plane full of Trumpet herald posters crashes in the himalayers. There is not food so in order to survive you must eat someone.
Who would you eat first??? |
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RBtrumpet08 Heavyweight Member
Joined: 27 Nov 2004 Posts: 3519 Location: Chillicothe, OH
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:23 pm Post subject: |
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hmmm id say anyone that is ginger. unless they decide to turn pink now _________________ "Music is a combination of logic and emotion that together express more than either could possibly express alone." |
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the_lip Heavyweight Member
Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 1142 Location: Glendale, AZ
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:41 pm Post subject: |
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That's easy. Start with the woodwind/string/percussion players (there are some that lurk around here ) _________________ -----------------------
"Gentlemen, there are only two types of naval vessels.... Submarines & Targets."
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blasticore Heavyweight Member
Joined: 09 Aug 2002 Posts: 3045 Location: Orlando, FL
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:44 pm Post subject: |
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I don't think it really matters, because...
A) They'd probably all have died in the crash
B) I'd assume I wasn't on the plane
C) They'd all freeze in the Hymalayas, and stay fresh
D) I live in Florida, so I'd probably freeze to death too _________________ Chris King
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Clarino Heavyweight Member
Joined: 31 Mar 2005 Posts: 3010 Location: UK
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 4:08 pm Post subject: |
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Fitzpatrick83.
He always claimed he would chew me up and spit me out.
Meh, I'd swallow. |
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Adonias Wondwessen Heavyweight Member
Joined: 21 Apr 2005 Posts: 541 Location: Houston, TX
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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...I'd probably end up...first salvaging any horns on the plane...then, try to get to a computer or laptop so I could post about the crash on TH... _________________ Arise to the occasion...
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blasticore Heavyweight Member
Joined: 09 Aug 2002 Posts: 3045 Location: Orlando, FL
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:57 pm Post subject: |
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Adonias Wondwessen wrote: | ...I'd probably end up...first salvaging any horns on the plane...then, try to get to a computer or laptop so I could post about the crash on TH... |
And put most of the horns in the marketplace, only to find that no one's around to buy them? _________________ Chris King
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Adonias Wondwessen Heavyweight Member
Joined: 21 Apr 2005 Posts: 541 Location: Houston, TX
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:04 pm Post subject: |
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blasticore wrote: | Adonias Wondwessen wrote: | ...I'd probably end up...first salvaging any horns on the plane...then, try to get to a computer or laptop so I could post about the crash on TH... |
And put most of the horns in the marketplace, only to find that no one's around to buy them? |
precisely...HAHA _________________ Arise to the occasion...
Arsenal...
King 601-Katherine
Monette B4L- Lucy
Battle Field...
University of North Texas School of Music
Position..
Entering freshman, Music Education |
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ralphnz Heavyweight Member
Joined: 17 Mar 2005 Posts: 1565 Location: New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 7:06 pm Post subject: |
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I'd eat trumpetmike. He's had a long enough TH life. |
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silverstar Heavyweight Member
Joined: 25 Nov 2004 Posts: 3773 Location: Solon, IA
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 7:10 pm Post subject: |
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Um...if the plane crashes, everyone on board will most likely be dead anyway.
If not....they soon will be because of their injuries and/or the freezing temps.
I think food would be the last thing on my mind. I'd be worried about my trumpet and if it survived the crash!
Lara _________________ I <3 my Bb Eclipse MR!!
I may falter, I may fall, but I will get back up and keep at it. Fall down 7 times, get up 8. |
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trumpetjennifer Veteran Member
Joined: 03 Aug 2005 Posts: 243 Location: Pearland, TX
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 7:17 pm Post subject: |
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Adonias Wondwessen wrote: | ...I'd probably end up...first salvaging any horns on the plane...then, try to get to a computer or laptop so I could post about the crash on TH... |
HILARIOUS!
I couldn't eat anyone. You're all too nice! But could I sell your trumpets on eBay if I survive on this plane crash?
Like on Three Amigos. Can I have your watch when you are dead? _________________ What's the range on my trumpet?
About 20 yards on a good day... |
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ValveMaster Heavyweight Member
Joined: 08 Dec 2003 Posts: 546
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 7:26 pm Post subject: |
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the_lip wrote: | That's easy. Start with the woodwind/string/percussion players (there are some that lurk around here ) |
oooh cold. |
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brassbow Veteran Member
Joined: 05 Aug 2005 Posts: 404
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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Will not EVER happen. A trumpeter by nature is full of hot air, so a whole plane full of trumpeters??? The question should ask ..... If a plane full of trumpeters suddenly loses control and floats into space what would you do....
Richie _________________ Zues cornet
R Stewart Eb bugle
Holton collegiate trumpet
Continental baritone
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G/F valveless trumpet
C/Bb valveless herald's trumpet
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vivace Heavyweight Member
Joined: 06 Nov 2001 Posts: 3203 Location: BYU! Provo, UT
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:02 pm Post subject: |
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if we ended up in space... i dunno, I bet some of us would ignore that fact. _________________ "All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing no song." - Louis Armstrong |
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ralphnz Heavyweight Member
Joined: 17 Mar 2005 Posts: 1565 Location: New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:05 pm Post subject: |
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Everybody would be to busy looking for a mirror to see if their chops were damaged to think about eating. |
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vivace Heavyweight Member
Joined: 06 Nov 2001 Posts: 3203 Location: BYU! Provo, UT
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:07 pm Post subject: |
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i bet teh chops would taste the best.
i wonder if you eat the chops of another trumpet player if you get their talent. like, you gain their power and get better if that makes any sense _________________ "All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing no song." - Louis Armstrong |
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BoisselleJP Regular Member
Joined: 21 Aug 2005 Posts: 64 Location: Washington
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:11 pm Post subject: |
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Otherwise they would all be too busy trying to play their trumpets upside-down to think about eating. |
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vivace Heavyweight Member
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:17 pm Post subject: |
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or circular breathe whilst circling around in midair _________________ "All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing no song." - Louis Armstrong |
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BoisselleJP Regular Member
Joined: 21 Aug 2005 Posts: 64 Location: Washington
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:22 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, something like that. Anything other than eating. In my opinion, trumpeters aren't exactly at the same level as cannibals. Though woodwind and string players are another question altogether. |
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vivace Heavyweight Member
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:25 pm Post subject: |
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so in that case take along a string section for eating... wait, they may be a little stringy,
go with the woodwinds..... mesquite!!
i really crack my self up _________________ "All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing no song." - Louis Armstrong |
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