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Adonias Wondwessen
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:33 am    Post subject: JOKES Reply with quote

Okay, Sunday morning...doing homework while listening to music and looking at the forum, but BORED...anyone know some good jokes?
(Let's try to keep it user friendly?)
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you hear about the trumpet player that locked his keys in the car?







It took 3 hours to get the drummer out!!
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 9:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What do elephants use for tampons?
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Sheep!
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 9:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why do elephants have trunks?
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Because sheep don't have strings!
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 10:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Japle...wow....

just...wow.


Reminds me of the South Park episode with the Cherokee Hair tampons... (I hope I'm not the only one here that watches South Park.....)


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 10:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No ma'am, I do ocassionaly...
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