Strange dreams.........

Japle · Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:30 pm Post subject: Strange dreams.........

Last night I dreamt that my wife and daughter and I were visiting some friends at their house. They had a pet velociraptor, about 7-8 inches tall.

Everyone except me liked to play with it.

No one seemed to notice that, while they were petting it and playing “chase’ with it, the little SOB was trying as hard as he could to bite a hunk out of any living thing that would hold still.

I asked how big the damned thing was going to get I was told, “About seven feet”.

I spent the rest of the dream with a gun in my hand, which no one seemed to notice.

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DaveH · Heavyweight Member Joined: 20 Nov 2001 Posts: 3861

That is a far out dream...I've had many, many dreams but none to top that one.

Japle · Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 3:13 pm Post subject:

I have lots of dreams where I can fly. Since I can't fly when I'm awake, it usually doesn't take me very long to figure out that I'm dreaming. Once I know it's a dream, I can take control and do anything I want.

Anything.

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gio trumpeter · Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:10 pm Post subject:

for the past two days.. i've had some crazy weird dreams... lemme share just one.. then i promise i will never share again! hahhahaha

anyways... ok

so.. i was this army dude.. and i was supposed to meet this lady. So i go there and there's this girl that had a room full of peacocks. I was like...wtf?

and she said that she keeps the peacocks happy and then they cut off all the feathers... but she still keeps them happy. So... all of a sudden, i see this room full of featherless peacocks.. but they were happy.

I couldnt keep my eyes on these naked peacocks, so i left. I got in the elevator and wanted to go to the lowest level possible.

As the elevator goes down, one of the sides explodes... and on the outside of the elevator, is a cop trying to kill me.
It has some type of long spring on his legs... so i grab those, and i throw him as far as possible.

Ok, so i reach the lowest level, and i reach into this certain, and this tall fat man (at least 7 feet tall) comes out... so happens, we both have the same name.

the whole place turns into an airport, and we both go for the same luggage.... and we start fighting... i kicked his ass and i move along with my luggage in a ghetto shopping cart.

the naked peacocks then turn into white robots and i kick all their asses...
then i realize that the dream is kind of a video game.. so i go back, pick a guy from star wars to fight.. kick his ass.... and then i wake up...

yup.. pretty weird dream..

richiebee · Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:26 pm Post subject:

Ever have vomit dreams? Man, they're horrible. I had one the other night. There's no way I can sleep for the rest of the night when I eventually wake during these things. For me, these have a variety of origins, though most seem to stem from some kind of accident - in this case it was a helicopter crash. Usually its just a car accident.

I rarely have dreams that I remember. Vomit dreams are the worst.

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Japle · Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:30 pm Post subject:

I never get into fights in my dreams. I've been carrying a gun for 18 years and always have one in my dreams.

Anybody bothers me, I just shoot 'em!!

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icebraker613 · Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:32 pm Post subject:

My dreams usually come out of things that happen during that day. One time, i had a banana for breakfast, and that night i dreamt i was in the donkey kong videogame.
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KevinPierce · Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:42 pm Post subject:

Man I have some wierd dreams. I can usually find no relation to the day before in them, and they are really hard to remember. I can also never seem to make the memories fit together, like everything in the dreams is out of its regular size.
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floridantrumpeter · Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 6:39 pm Post subject:

Man, I won't be sharing my weird dream. Because it takes the cake, and is a little too embarrasing for me to share.

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ralphnz · Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 7:09 pm Post subject:

My girlfriend made me a trumpet geek t-shirt for Christmas, and before I'd tried it on I had a dream about it... I tried it on in the dream and it was more like a women's blouse, too short for me and with a frilly front and a significant breast allowance.

I tried it on yesterday. Perfect fit.

Japle · Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 7:44 pm Post subject:

floridantrumpeter wrote:

Hardyt · Heavyweight Member Joined: 28 Sep 2005 Posts: 668

That would have been really weird if there was a PONY in it also.
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GMacDaddyTPO · Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 7:57 pm Post subject:

I can honestly say, without a doubt, I have the wierdest dreams of anyone I have ever heard. Ever. Period.

And, as a bonus, I can ALWAYS control myself, and the happen EVERY night.

I'm about to go to bed here soon, and tomorrow morning I will share it with you all. My sister has turned it into a game, where I get to tell her a new adventure every morning.

I actually went to a psychiatrist about these dreams. He analyzed me and just said I have a hyperactive subconscious imagination, and he was suprised I am not schizophrenic (yikes!).

Yeah, pretty nutty...

ralphnz · Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:03 pm Post subject:

GMacDaddyTPO · Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:25 pm Post subject:

floridantrumpeter · Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:56 pm Post subject:

Alright well, curiosity killed the cat and I'm no good at keeping secrets.

I'll just say threeideas that revolve around my dream:

naked woman+Revolving circle with chains for entrapment

+a surprise from chainsaw-toting "Jason" afterwords.

I'm sure you can create your own story from there... I'm way too embarassed to go into detail, and for the record, that was my first bizarre dream that I actually remember.

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Shaker · Veteran Member Joined: 03 Aug 2003 Posts: 284

This doesn't really count as a dream, but rather a hallucination(non drug related). Two days ago I woke up from a nap on the couch, got up and looked down at my watch and it said 3:00. So, I thought I'd better get going, because I had something to do at 3:30. I walk to my room to get my wallet, and there's my watch sitting on my dresser drawer... and it says 3:00.

I thought this was a bit odd. Maybe it's not really... but it had never happened before this.

ralphnz · Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 1:54 am Post subject:

How many watches do you have?

GMacDaddyTPO · Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 7:44 am Post subject:

Alrighty. As promised, I am here...awake...Christmas Eve morning...telling you all about last night's adventure.

First off, keep in mind that some details may not seem as strange, since you do not know me, my friends, my family, our quirks, ect...

Alrighty.

The first thing I can remember is my friend and I were in the band room. There was a huge techno rave going on in the instrument storage, but we really wanted to make a song. So, we went into the computer room. While we were in there, 5 girls walked in from the rave and decided to sing the theme from "Smart Guy." I couldn't stand it any more so I went to lunch. There I was getting ridiculed by my friends for buying pizza, and one of them told me my mom was dying. I was freaked out, so I went to math class. When I got to math, it was my room, so I walked down the hall to my parents room. I asked my mom what was going on and she said the doctor only gave her a few weeks to live. My mom was also my aunt...so it was wierd.

So my family all got in the car and we were just sitting there and my dad was screaming at my mom, and I was just content to look at all the pretty buildings. Next to our house was a rodeo, and they were putting up a new sign. So I got out and decided to help them. As I walked over there, the sign got struck by lightning, and I flew away. I landed on top of the doctors office and went in with my mom.

The doctor had My mom eat all this fruit, and then make these weird mixtures with the juices. There were three of them in these wine glasses. There was Sine, Cosine, and Tangent. The doctor said my mom should stand next to them, and depending on what colors they turned, he would know what was wrong. He said there was little hope.

When he said that, my mom (who was more of my aunt at this point), started screaming at him about what was the point. So he gave her some fruit, and she calmed down.

Then I woke up.

Well, that was actually one of the more tame, less involved dreams. Too bad I can't remember many details about the dream I had about me going on tour with Jesus. That one was sweet.

Lol